Today

News: presented.

Library books: returned.

Bee cross-stitch: finished.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: watched.

Smallest of my computer room bamboo plants: dead.

Finger, after being pricked by a staple remover: bloodied.

Teeth, after the supermarket played "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" followed by "White Christmas" followed by "Let It Snow": gritted.