Love is the Enemy

So I was looking up how to smoke pear leaves just now, as one does, and came across people posing the following questions:

Will smoking thyme, cinnamon, cilantro, curry powder, oregano and basil together kill someone? and Can you get arrested for smoking cilantro?. The answer to both is clearly 'probably not, but why would you want to?' I do like the idea that someone has actually done the first one, and is now suffering pangs of remorse.

Today when I went to buy the newspaper, I stopped where I now know the pulp westerns live to see if there were any new ones. There were. Huzzah! The first one I picked up had a picture of a doll-like young woman wearing a frilly nightgown and pointing a shotgun directly at me:

When Lottie wants you dead, you're...
Good As Gone

There was one whose title I can't remember, but whose lengthy tagline featured something about the sort of jaspers who live in this town.

Finally, there was a cowboy shooting a pistol directly at the me in a sort of duelling pose:

Only one suspect, but...
All Kinds of Killers

That makes no sense to me. If there's only one suspect, it doesn't matter how many kinds of killers there are, surely? Perhaps it meant 'only one victim'? Or perhaps the one suspect has been set up by one of the other kinds of killers? We'll never know.