Rated PG for mild course language

[todayiamadaisy]

I have a sad addiction I rarely mention, and that is cheesy soap opera comic strips. Mary Worth, Mark Trail, Apartment 3G... all hilarious and oddly compelling. None more so than today's Mary Worth, in which Doctor Cory invites his philandering son to join him and Mary "for dinner at the Bum Boat". I have no idea why an American restaurant would call itself that, but in my version of the language that's just... wrong.

I know that the idea of equinoctial gales has been discredited in some meteorological circles, but I think it's worth noting that part of House-Across-The-Road-And-Down-A-Bit's roof just blew off.