Meet you at The Translucent Uterus at 7

Do you know what was in my mail when I got to work this morning? That's right, the brand new Limbs & Things catalogue, stating boldly on the cover "With new and improved Episiotomy and Perineal Repair Trainer". I've had a quick flick through it, and while the translucent uterus (is it just me, or does that sound like a trendy pub?) and the bladder tumour practice kit (including really rather sweet little white plastic tumours) are very tempting, my favourite thing is the ingrowing toenail trainer. A toe on a stick! That's this year's Christmas presents sorted.