Today in ten words

Amusing: Lady Voldemort.
Crows: don't like out-of-date yoghurt.
Essay: at a standstill.
Idea: stolen.
Hair: trimmed.
Mouse: eaten (not by me).
Newspapers: read.
Oven: baking soda cleaned the door a treat.
Shoes: made my Achilles tendon hurt.
Weather: fine, mild and mostly sunny turning chilly in the late afternoon.