All things bright and beautiful

I'm as fond of carnivorous plants as the next person. I love the rosy blush of pink inside the Venus fly trap flower (if that's what it is), and the ticklish feeling as the fringes of the trap close around my pinkie finger (although I do feel a little guilty for tricking it). However, I think I would struggle to love Nepenthes x ventricosa, aka the condom plant. I nearly choked on my chai when I saw it in my Tesselaar (scroll to the bottom of the page) catalogue today. I don't think I'll be getting one, even if it is a rare collectible.