A story about my mother's friend, Lynn

My mother's friend, Lynn, is a nurse. She has just returned from taking the waters at Hepburn Springs.

While in the bath-house, she noticed a man lying, not moving, completely underwater.

"Look at that man!" she said to her daughter. "He's slipped! He might drown! Someone should help him!"

Realising that no-one else had seen the drowning man, she sprang into action: she jumped into the bath, grabbed him and hoisted him to safety by his hair.

He was not amused: he had submerged himself as therapy for his sore neck.