Such youthful cheeks

I've just seen the most absurdly specific face cream commercial ever. Apparently Roc moisturiser can take twelve years off your cheek wrinkles. Well, sign me up!

It's been a top day for absurdities all round, really, as today's paper had an article about a man charged with aggravated littering. If you're wondering - as I was - what separates aggravated littering from plain old littering, it involves throwing a beer can at a policeman.