New goo

The makers of Vegemite have recently unveiled a new line of brown goo to spread on toast. The recipe is a tightly guarded secret, but it apparently involves combining Vegemite and cream cheese. I'm not much keen on cream cheese, and if I did ever decide to mix it with Vegemite I'd prefer to choose the quantities of each myself, so I wasn't planning to purchase the new goo any time soon. And now I've got another reason not to purchase it: it's got a stupid name.

They held a competition to find a name for the new product, you see, and the winner - the alleged best out of the thousands of entries received - was ( simply awful )

I just don't need a salty spread with internet connectivity.