Llew Smyrk

In yesterday's paper was something about a man named Llew Smyrk. I don't remember what it was, because I was too delighted by his name to read any further.

In today's paper was a special Thrifty Christmas guide, which is a useful idea in principle. Not so useful in execution, what with the 'Christmas tree' on the front cover, which appeared to be made of broom handles nailed together, that somehow manages to cost $400.