The horns of a quadrilemma

Is 'Everybody Hurts' really the most appropriate song they could think of as something to sing for Haiti? Chin up, Haiti, everybody hurts sometimes. Well done, Simon Cowell! (Of course, my feelings could be tainted because I'm not all that keen on the REM original. And by 'not all that keen on', I mean I hate it.)

Today I read an academic journal article that used the word 'quadrilemma'. As in, a four-pronged dilemma. That is beautiful and I am going to attempt to work increasing -lemmas into my conversation. 'I just don't know what to do, I have such a heptilemma.'