Fell Mist

I think one night recently a great flock of these family stickers swept through town and landed on every third car. They are everywhere. Everywhere, I tell you. Except on my car. The office manager at my work has them: husband, her, horse and dog. Except she actually has two horses, two dogs and a cat, so every time I pass her car I wonder what the other horse, the other dog and the cat did to annoy her the day she bought her stickers.

Do you have trouble with those strings that are attached inside the shoulder seams of some shirts? They're very handy for helping shirts stay on the hanger, but they're an awful pest to wear. I seem to spend half my day tucking them back in.