The Taming of Lady Lorinda

Merry Christmas, f-list, if that's your sort of thing. Would you like the jokes from my Christmas dinner bonbon (or cracker, as it's known in some parts)? There were three:

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
( Answer )

What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
( Answer )

What has eight arms and tells the time?
( Answer )

I think the last one is my favourite.