The Castle Made for Love

While I was waiting to be served at the deli today, I found myself standing next to the chocolate display. They had chocolate pizzas. As in, pizza-sized discs of chocolate, with assorted lollies (sweets/candies) melted into it. It looked vile. Then I realised that some of the lollies were teeth, and that made it even viler. So that's a thing now. Not a thing I imagine I'd ever want, mind.

(It's just occurred to me that teeth might not be an internationally renowned foodstuff. Basically, they're, well, false teeth made of some sort of sweet stuff. More or less life-sized false teeth. Like this:



Imagine them melted into a chocolate pizza base, with a few jelly snakes and Smarties added.)