Lucky in Love

I like to put a bad joke in my internal out-of-office messages when I'm away for an extended period. Last time I got back from leave, I had an email from a colleage saying 'no need to reply, I just wanted to get your joke'. It's nice to be appreciated. Although it's my absence that's being appreciated, so... mixed feelings.

Anyway, I have narrowed my jokes for the festive season break down to two. Which should it be, f-list?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree.

What's Good King Wenceslas' favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

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I don't want to be all Christmas, all the time, but while I am on the topic, I have seen several cards this year bearing the message MERRY AND BRIGHT. Obviously, they're quoting 'White Christmas', but is that a thing now? Picking random lines from Christmas songs? Because I am going to send out cards saying 'GATHERING WINTER FUEL' next year to baffle everyone. Or DEEP AND DREAMLESS SLEEP. That'd be festive.

(Oh, and the coconut Lindt ball? Tasted like a Lindt ball filled with coconut flavour. Shock.)