Book of Health

Update 1: It turns out asking the public to name machinery doesn't always result in Boaty McBoatface. This tale of a competition to name two gritting machines is absolutely gripping.

Update 2: Today's "what I'm buying my loved ones for Christmas" advertisement outrage is that the woman selecting the gifts is buying her husband a book about gardening for $59.99 and her brother-in-law a cosy blanket for two for $129. "There's a story there," my mother announced, tapping the page meaningfully.

Weekly knitting update: ( A capelet! )