The reason your ears keep ringing (solution included)

This is the last thing I see before I go into my new office and the first thing I see when I leave. So that's nice.

Still no luck catching Tojo. Well, no, that's not right. He's easy to catch. He doesn't mind being picked up at all. But no luck getting him in a cage, because he's given up coming round in the mornings. He only appears in the afternoon now. Tricky. Especially as he doesn't seem all that well, with a little cough and grimy eyes, so he really needs to see a vet. So my mother is going to talk to the shelter this week, to see about borrowing their trap. We'll see how that goes.

This week I had to go to the doctor to get a new prescription for Ventolin. In the waiting room, I caught up with the latest news from That's Life magazine from July 2017. Best headline:

My cat dialled 000 to save my life.

Triple 0 (or 000) is Australia's emergency phone number. But, I mean, come on. How did it turn the phone on?