Do 100 cents make a dollar?

You can get pants like fried chicken legs. We'll all be wearing them next year.

(I also see on that page the suggestion that I might like to purchase knee-high socks like chicken feet. Wear them together!)

I kicked my big toe this morning and tore half the nail off. The toe is now bandaged like in a cartoon. It looks silly, but at least it's not rubbing against my shoe.

Yes, today was a quiet day.