Does confusion favor the establishment of order?

I have just spent half an hour trying to find out why I couldn't log in to Evernote, where my list of titles is kept. It was something to do with it doing an update and then thinking my laptop was already logged in. It was a simple fix in the end, but it took a stupidly long time to work it out. I spent longer than that this afternoon trying to work out how to fix something simple in our payroll software, so all up I've spent way longer than desirable battling with software today.

Anyway, it was another quiet and not particularly newsworthy day, fortunately enlivened when I got home and read the local paper. There was a court report of a young man who was charged with doing something naughty, ending with this sentence:

His criminal history includes an aggravated burglary and trespassing in Portland with no pants on and painted blue.

So that's... both quite an image and a very awkward sentence.