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I went to the library today. There was a class of very small school children being shown around. The librarian said, 'What can't you do in the library, can anyone tell me?' and their teacher mimed running, so one little girl put up her hand and said, 'You can't run.'

'That's right! And what else can't you do?' The teacher put her finger to her mouth in a helpful 'shh' gesture. One boy took the hint and gave the answer we were all thinking: 'No headbutting.'

Today's election update: while waiting a result, please enjoy this intermission. This man is now one of the most powerful men in Australia. Savour this.



Here's what he had to say about helping to form a government: Many times I've gone to bed as a cockle doodle doo and woke up the next morning as a feather duster - this might be one of those times. Perfect sense.

For comparison, this is the campaign advertisement for the party he used to belong to:
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