My Privileged Loop

[todayiamadaisy]

Christmas is all but done and dusted for me: the halls have been decked and presents have been opened and the black cat has been offered a piece of smoked salmon. Anyone would think I was trying to poison him with it, but he forced himself to eat it in the end.

Anyway, it's just not Christmas without bad jokes from the bonbons/crackers, is it? So pop on your paper hats and brace yourselves. This is what was in mine today:

Q. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
A. Lost.

Q. How do you hire a horse?
A. Stand it on four bricks.

Q. How does Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle.

They get worse every year. And how exactly would you ride an icicle? Like a pogo stick?

For the first time in my life we have not made pav* for Christmas because we have so many other sweet or cakey things we decided we didn't need it. But now the day is here and the pav is not, I am feeling a bit panicky about it. It just doesn't feel right. Perhaps I will make one for New Year instead.

Anyway, whether you're celebrating or not, f-list, I hope you have a great day.


* Pavlova