Crime in the City by the Sea
Oct. 1st, 2005 12:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
todayiamadaisyFrom today's local paper, no author given:
Man hid G-strings under pants
A Warrnambool man who has been on the run for almost four years after stealing 57 women's G-strings finally had his day in court yesterday.
... The court heard Kennett and a co-accused entered a K-Mart store where Kennett stuffed a large number of G-strings down his trousers.
After exiting the store, Kennett and his accomplice were approached by a loss prevention officer, and after a brief argument Kennett threw some G-strings at the employee before running off, the court heard.
... Defence counsel ... said her client had failed to appear in court "because he was charged with taking 57 women's G-strings and was too embarrassed to turn up".
I... I just don't know where to start with that.
Man hid G-strings under pants
A Warrnambool man who has been on the run for almost four years after stealing 57 women's G-strings finally had his day in court yesterday.
... The court heard Kennett and a co-accused entered a K-Mart store where Kennett stuffed a large number of G-strings down his trousers.
After exiting the store, Kennett and his accomplice were approached by a loss prevention officer, and after a brief argument Kennett threw some G-strings at the employee before running off, the court heard.
... Defence counsel ... said her client had failed to appear in court "because he was charged with taking 57 women's G-strings and was too embarrassed to turn up".
I... I just don't know where to start with that.
