Lies for Love

[todayiamadaisy]

Two women were walking down the street in front of me this morning. I say walking, but what they were doing was dawdling, taking up the whole footpath and preventing me from getting to work. Grah. Anyway, as I walked behind them, this is what one of them was saying:

'And she's gone off on her school survival camp this week. I took her down to the bus and I said to her, "I've got three words to say to you," and she said, "Aw yeah, Mum, I love you too," and I said, "No, love. Hat. And. Sunscreen."'