Warned by a Ghost
Jul. 21st, 2015 10:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
todayiamadaisyWhat are slumbies, f-list? I walked past a shop today that claimed to have slumbies inside for $15. Are they something I would want? Is that a good price for them? (It turns out they are slippers. I think I will be able to resist purchasing them.)
I am thinking of hiring Alistair out as a declutterer. He is so good at it. He is particularly good at windowsills. You don't need that here, do you? Let me swat it onto the bench. And that. And that. And, oh, how lucky, this windowsill is empty just as I'm ready for a nap. I have had my follow-up interview with the RSPCA, so they can make sure I haven't turned him into a pie or something. As I was talking to the woman on the phone, Alistair decided to tell me there was no food in his bowl. NO FOOD in his BOWL. No FOO-OO-OOD in his BOW-OW-OL. Which made the woman laugh, so I passed the test.
I am thinking of hiring Alistair out as a declutterer. He is so good at it. He is particularly good at windowsills. You don't need that here, do you? Let me swat it onto the bench. And that. And that. And, oh, how lucky, this windowsill is empty just as I'm ready for a nap. I have had my follow-up interview with the RSPCA, so they can make sure I haven't turned him into a pie or something. As I was talking to the woman on the phone, Alistair decided to tell me there was no food in his bowl. NO FOOD in his BOWL. No FOO-OO-OOD in his BOW-OW-OL. Which made the woman laugh, so I passed the test.