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My mother's former neighbours rang this morning with worrying news. Someone broke into their garden overnight, gave their dogs bones, then broke into their garden shed. The dogs are fine and nothing was taken. "But they wondered if someone was after something to break into John's house," said my mother. So she went out to John's and had a look, but nothing had been disturbed.

I am trying to talk her into getting one of those automated light switch turner-onners, but unsuccessfully so far.

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I think it has been years since the fashion page of the weekend magazine has been anything other than wearable. Not necessarily wearable by me, mind, but certainly capable of being worn by tall, thin people without attracting the derision of passersby. Today, though, was a return to form with five ways to wear a pair of shorts. Four of them were fine. One... wasn't. Just look at the model's face. Those eyes are saying, "This was not my idea. I know it looks horrible. DON'T BLAME ME."