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Headline for today: Kenny Rogers becomes bionic man. I didn't read any further because the reality couldn't possibly be as delightful as the mental image of Super Kenny Rogers.

Also, I read an article about a legless lizard. How is that not a snake? In fact, look at this picture of a legless lizard and tell me that it's not a snake. Oh, it's got an ear opening and a fleshy tongue. So next time you come across a snake in the grass, check for ear openings and a fleshy tongue before panicking. Let's all remember that.

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