Dying from hypochondria

I had a sore thing on my leg last month, which was, at the time, obviously skin cancer. It's cleared up now though.

For the last week or so I've been feeling dizzy all the time; clearly a brain tumour. I mentioned this to my mother today (so she wouldn't be surprised when I died) and she said, "Oh, that dizzy bug's been going round work, a really odd thing. Helen fainted the other day. It goes away in about a week."

So, not terminally ill then.

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