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As I was walking over to get the paper this morning, I passed two baby magpies lying dead on the footpath. They seemed too small to be out of the nest, but I didn't look closer than that. On the way back, there was an adult magpie in the tree above them, making sad little calls. So that got the day off to a depressing start.
I've been getting a lot of spam recently from someone called Trip Van Noopen, who is apparently keen to tell me all about The Plight of the Grey Wolves. That's a step up from my usual spam. Back to normal today, though: I received an email that asked if I was at all concerned about my thinning eyebrows. Er, no, I'm not, but thanks for asking, spammer.
Also, I've just started a new bottle of shampoo, apparently made by L'Oréal's Random Bolding and Hyperbole Division. It features a NEW Light Reflecting BOOSTER and TECHNOLOGICAL INNOVATION: PEARL PROTEIN. This is what the back of the bottle says:
Instantly the micro-splits of the hair cuticle are more even. Smoother, the surface of the hair captures and reflects the light better. Perfectly nourished, the hair fibre becomes stronger and soft to the tough. Your hair looks revived.
Not just revived (sorry, revived), though: apparently I can look forward to PROVEN RESULTS of MIRROR SHINE, CASHMERE TOUCH. I... I can't even imagine what that would look like on hair.
Oh, and finally, thanks to a recent discussion with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
rickfan37, I found my old links to these two pages: balaclavas and hats. Do take a moment out of your day to savour them.
I've been getting a lot of spam recently from someone called Trip Van Noopen, who is apparently keen to tell me all about The Plight of the Grey Wolves. That's a step up from my usual spam. Back to normal today, though: I received an email that asked if I was at all concerned about my thinning eyebrows. Er, no, I'm not, but thanks for asking, spammer.
Also, I've just started a new bottle of shampoo, apparently made by L'Oréal's Random Bolding and Hyperbole Division. It features a NEW Light Reflecting BOOSTER and TECHNOLOGICAL INNOVATION: PEARL PROTEIN. This is what the back of the bottle says:
Instantly the micro-splits of the hair cuticle are more even. Smoother, the surface of the hair captures and reflects the light better. Perfectly nourished, the hair fibre becomes stronger and soft to the tough. Your hair looks revived.
Not just revived (sorry, revived), though: apparently I can look forward to PROVEN RESULTS of MIRROR SHINE, CASHMERE TOUCH. I... I can't even imagine what that would look like on hair.
Oh, and finally, thanks to a recent discussion with
rickfan37, I found my old links to these two pages: balaclavas and hats. Do take a moment out of your day to savour them.