Pixie cap

I woke up this morning and looked over to see what time it was, but I couldn't because the clock wasn't there. I eventually found it on the floor on the other side of the bed, which is a bit strange. I suppose I must have picked it up in the night and rolled over. Last year I got up one morning to find the TV on, and another morning I found the kitchen light on. I'm starting to wonder if I sleep walk.

One of my leeks has gone to seed and it looks like it's wearing a pixie cap. Look!



A tennis commentator last night said: 'If you want to win a tennis match, you have to win the last point.' You can see why they get paid for their expert opinions.