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Captain Useless
Feb. 11th, 2010 11:17 amThe sea mist rolled in yesterday afternoon. I left work to find that the entire city had been eaten by the Nothing from The Neverending Story. It's still here this morning too, creating a lovely miasma of mystery. I can't even see the silver ball on top of the water tower today, only three long red legs heading into the clouds, as if a giant creature is about to start stalking us. Perhaps it is.
But that will be all right, because the City by the Sea now has its own superhero. Oh, yes. The council and the local paper have combined to come up with Captain Sustain The Bool, which may be the worst superhero name ever. He gives tips for environmentally friendly living, which may be the worst superpower ever. I'm thinking of becoming a supervillain, because, frankly, I'm pretty sure I could take him.
Also, reading up on the Captain, I found that the City by the Sea has a webcam. When I looked, it was showing a thrilling view of the breakwater surrounded by fog.
But that will be all right, because the City by the Sea now has its own superhero. Oh, yes. The council and the local paper have combined to come up with Captain Sustain The Bool, which may be the worst superhero name ever. He gives tips for environmentally friendly living, which may be the worst superpower ever. I'm thinking of becoming a supervillain, because, frankly, I'm pretty sure I could take him.
Also, reading up on the Captain, I found that the City by the Sea has a webcam. When I looked, it was showing a thrilling view of the breakwater surrounded by fog.