Joined by Love

My mother's friend Val came round today, and was telling my mother about her grandson going to paintball.

Val: He's really into violent games now, bash 'em, smash 'em things. Paintball.
My mother: And all that eye-gouging.

So if they ever invite you, don't go paintballing with Val and my mother. You will not come back alive.

This week's knitting photo: ( Surprise! )