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It's hard to believe that Karl Lagerfeld is seventy-seven years old, gushed the Sunday supplement yesterday. I'll say. He doesn't look a day over 103. I don't think that's what they meant, though.

In the supermarket queue today, the woman in front of me had two little girls. As she was unpacking her trolley, she looked at her list and sighed, then said to the elder one, 'I forgot apples, run and grab two pink ones, quick.' The little girl ran off and came back with the apples. Her little sister watched this and announced, 'Oh, I forgot something, I'll go and get it.' She ran off and came back with not one, not two, but five full-size blocks of Cadbury. Her little hands barely fitted round them. It was worth a try, I suppose, although her mum made her take them back, accompanied by her sister.

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