A Circus for Love
Nov. 13th, 2014 04:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
todayiamadaisyI was in the cat food aisle of the supermarket yesterday, picking up some Kangaroo Snackers, the only type of dry food his lordship will deign to eat. There was an older lady nearby, stacking the shelves. Two teenage boys in school uniform approached her and this conversation took place:
Boy 1: Excuse me, do you have kale chips here?
Lady: Yes, love, all the veggie chips are at this end of aisle fourteen.
Boy 1: Aw, thanks!
Boy 2: Cool!
They ran off in the direction of aisle 14, leaving the lady looking bemused. And that's what's wrong with the youth of today, isn't it? They're too excited by kale chips.
Also in the supermarket, I bought a new toothbrush. It has black bristles. I am so goth.
Boy 1: Excuse me, do you have kale chips here?
Lady: Yes, love, all the veggie chips are at this end of aisle fourteen.
Boy 1: Aw, thanks!
Boy 2: Cool!
They ran off in the direction of aisle 14, leaving the lady looking bemused. And that's what's wrong with the youth of today, isn't it? They're too excited by kale chips.
Also in the supermarket, I bought a new toothbrush. It has black bristles. I am so goth.