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I've lost a mandarin. I remember picking one up this morning - and I know I did, because there were three mandarins in the fruit bowl and now there are only two - but then when I was ready for my Mid-Afternoon Mandarin I couldn't find it. It wasn't in my lunchbox and it wasn't in my bag and it wasn't anywhere on my person. Hmph.
So after work I kept an eye out for any flashes of orange on the footpath between my office and the car park, and I made a thorough search of my car and, when I got home, of the kitchen and nearby rooms, and I still haven't found it. I think it's fallen through a gap in the space-time continuum. That's the only possible explanation.
So after work I kept an eye out for any flashes of orange on the footpath between my office and the car park, and I made a thorough search of my car and, when I got home, of the kitchen and nearby rooms, and I still haven't found it. I think it's fallen through a gap in the space-time continuum. That's the only possible explanation.